Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Priorities

Here's something I wish somebody would have told my husband before we got married. If you come upon your wife, sitting on the bed naked and she was doing the exact same thing before you went to take your shower, then obviously you have stumbled upon her critical (say it with me) sitting-on-the-bed-naked time!

If he stops her to say things like "Why aren't you dressed?" or "We have to be there in an hour." He's cutting into her sitting-on-the-bed-naked time and he's the one causing the problem!

Every woman knows the cleaning out the purse time comes after the sitting-on-the-bed-naked time and questions only slow down the process.

Consider this message a public service.

2 comments:

Mother said...

When will they learn?

willam said...

ha. try fitting a roll of duct tape in your purse for emergencies.
can never find the right clutch
WILLAM
p.s. you can find the episode of Women's Murder Club on ABC.com probably.